6-16-2013 Sunday June 16 Update



Comets Drop Final Game of Series to the Bandits

Montclair, New Jersey – In the final game of their inaugural home series, the NY/NJ Comets fell to the Chicago Bandits 11-3.

For the Bandits, both Megan Wiggins and Eri Yamada delivered homeruns in the game. Wiggins had a stellar 4 for 4 day at the plate that included 3 RBI and 3 runs. Yamada hit her third homerun in as many games. From the circle, Bandits pitcher Nikki Nemitz went the distance collecting her first win of the season (1-1).

Although the Comets fell short for the third time of the four game series, second baseman Amanda Kamekona stayed steady offensively with a 2 for 4 performance that included a double and 2 runs scored. From the circle, Taryne Mowatt collected her second loss of the season (0-2) surviving just two innings before yielding to reliever Angel Bunner, who finished the game.

Next up, the Comets are set to host the Akron Racers in a series that begins June 19 at CocaCola Field in LeHigh Valley, PA. The Comets and Racers are currently tied for third place with identical records of 2-6.

The Chicago Bandits are set to host the USSSA Pride in Rosemont, IL in a much anticipated match-up between the clubs who are both sitting at 6-2, tied for first in the League standings.   

Boxscore : http://npf.bbstats.pointstreak.com/boxscore.html?gameid=142094


Jessica Adell 2013 Softball RHP/OF Ballard HS Louisville KY PRESS RELEASE
Maryssa Becker 2013 Softball RHP North Medford HS Medford OR PRESS RELEASE
Megan Betsa 2013 Softball RHP Union Grove HS McDonough GA PRESS RELEASE
Nickie Blue 2013 Softball RHP Niwot HS Niwot CO PRESS RELEASE
Kirtlyn Bohling 2013 Softball RHP Salem Hills HS Salem UT PRESS RELEASE
Alexis Bower 2013 Softball RHP Williamsport HS Williamsport PA PRESS RELEASE
Tatum Buckley 2013 Softball RHP Masuk HS Monroe CT PRESS RELEASE
Jasmine Casados 2013 Softball SS La Cueva HS Albuquerque NM PRESS RELEASE
Kasey Cooper 2013 Softball RHP/SS Dothan HS Dothan AL PRESS RELEASE
Baylee Corbello 2013 Softball RHP Sam Houston HS Lake Charles LA PRESS RELEASE
Jess Cummings 2013 Softball RHP Northern HS Owings MD PRESS RELEASE
Tori Finucane 2013 Softball RHP Bishop O’Connell HS Arlington VA PRESS RELEASE
Allyson Frei 2013 Softball RHP High Point Regional HS Sussex NJ PRESS RELEASE
Rachel Garcia 2013 Softball RHP Highland HS Palmdale CA PRESS RELEASE
Hannah Heacox 2013 Softball RHP Stillwater Area HS Stillwater MN PRESS RELEASE
Rachel Hickman 2013 Softball RHP/2B Poplarville HS Poplarville MS PRESS RELEASE
Carley Hoover 2013 Softball RHP D.W. Daniel HS Central SC PRESS RELEASE
Savannah Horvath 2013 Softball 3B Centennial HS Las Vegas NV PRESS RELEASE
Alyssa Huntley 2013 Softball RHP Stevenson HS Sterling Heights MI PRESS RELEASE
Sarah Ing 2013 Softball RHP National Cathedral School Washington, DC DC PRESS RELEASE
Valerie Kaff 2013 Softball RHP Mountain View HS Mesa AZ PRESS RELEASE
Katelyn Kennard 2013 Softball RHP/1B Concord HS Concord NH PRESS RELEASE
Andrea Kindrick 2013 Softball RHP Russellville HS Russellville AR PRESS RELEASE
Jenna Lilley 2013 Softball SS Hoover HS North Canton OH PRESS RELEASE
Paige Lowary 2013 Softball LHP/1B Dallas Center-Grimes HS Grimes IA PRESS RELEASE
Lindsay Mayer 2013 Softball RHP/SS Lincoln HS Lincoln RI PRESS RELEASE
Sonja Morse 2013 Softball RHP/SS/1B Cony HS Augusta ME PRESS RELEASE
Nicole Newman 2013 Softball RHP La Follette HS Madison WI PRESS RELEASE
Sydney O’Hara 2013 Softball RHP Cicero-North Syracuse HS Cicero NY PRESS RELEASE
Paige Parker 2013 Softball LHP Truman HS Independence MO PRESS RELEASE
Makenzie Prince 2013 Softball RHP Smyrna HS Smyrna TN PRESS RELEASE
Abby Ramirez 2013 Softball SS Trinity HS River Forest IL PRESS RELEASE
Morgan Ray 2013 Softball RHP/1B Frenchtown HS Frenchtown MT PRESS RELEASE
Erin Rethlake 2013 Softball LHP Huntington North HS Huntington IN PRESS RELEASE
Brittany Rheault 2013 Softball RHP/OF West Fargo HS West Fargo ND PRESS RELEASE
Samantha Show 2013 Softball RHP Pearland HS Pearland TX PRESS RELEASE
Lexi Shubert 2013 Softball RHP Fred T. Foard HS Newton NC PRESS RELEASE
Shannon Smith 2013 Softball RHP/1B Milford HS Milford MA PRESS RELEASE
Casey Stangel 2013 Softball LHP/1B/RF Lake City HS Coeur d’Alene ID PRESS RELEASE
Allison Stewart 2013 Softball RHP/1B Olathe East HS Olathe KS PRESS RELEASE
Carolyn Szymanski 2013 Softball RHP Caravel Academy Bear DE PRESS RELEASE
Ashley Thompson 2013 Softball RHP/1B Connell HS Connell WA PRESS RELEASE
Pauline Tufi 2013 Softball RHP/SS/C West Anchorage HS Anchorage AK PRESS RELEASE
Madi Unzicker 2013 Softball C Millard South HS Omaha NE PRESS RELEASE
Jessica Walker 2013 Softball RHP Grove HS Grove OK PRESS RELEASE
Kayla Wood 2013 Softball RHP Brattleboro Union HS Brattleboro VT PRESS RELEASE
Sydney Wright 2013 Softball RHP Bishop Snyder HS Jacksonville FL PRESS RELEASE
Jaci Young 2013 Softball RHP/IF Punahou School Honolulu HI PRESS RELEASE
Morgan Zerkle 2013 Softball 3B Cabell Midland HS Ona WV PRESS RELEASE
Nikki Anderson 2012 Softball P Brainerd High School Brainerd MN PRESS RELEASE
Alicia Armstrong 2012 Softball SS Beatrice High School Beatrice NE PRESS RELEASE





Absolutely Brilliant!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the  British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for  improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become  known as “Euro-English.”

In the first year, “s” will  replace the soft “c.” Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k.” This should  klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f.” This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate  speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the  silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go  away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such  as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v.”

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from  vords kontaining “ou†and after ziz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza  pepl.

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “One Thousand Dollars,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $700.” Looking annoyed the man says, “That’s still too expensive!” “Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $400.” “Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.” “Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $100.” “Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”





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