APRIL 29 2008 UPDATE
COMMITMENTS
Shelby Renfer - 2009 - Catcher – Atlanta Vipers - University of Central Florida
Indiana Magic Gold
Nellie Coquillard – Class of 2009 has verbally committed to continue her career as an Eastern Michigan Eagle. The Catcher/3B from Niles, MI joins Magic teammate and high school teammate Jenna Ignowski EMU.
USA ON TV TONIGHT
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. - ESPN2 is airing the game between the USA Softball Women’s National Team and Oklahoma tonight at 7:00 p.m./ET as part of the KFC Bound 4 Beijing Tour. A complete schedule of all TV games airing as part of the KFC Bound 4 Beijing Tour is listed below:
Tues. April 29 USA vs. Oklahoma 7 p.m. ESPN2
Tues. May 6 USA vs. Virginia Tech 7 p.m. ESPN2
Wed. May 7 USA vs. DePaul 7 p.m. ESPN2
Tues. May 13 USA vs. Michigan 7 p.m. ESPN2
Wed. May 14 USA vs. Tennessee 7 p.m. ESPN2
Sun. June 8 USA vs. China 11 a.m. MSNBC
Sat. July 5 USA vs. NPF All Stars Noon ESPN
Sat. July 12 USA vs. Bloomington Lady Hearts 2 p.m. ESPN2
Sat. July 12 USA vs. Canada 7:30 p.m. ESPN
Sun. July 13 USA vs. NPF All Stars 1 p.m. ESPN
Click http://www.usasoftball.com/info.asp?uid=3507, for a complete schedule including re-air dates of all games.
IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Thanks P Lacey
THINGS THAT
ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.
Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.
Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.
No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance; I have no coordination. I'd
hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the
side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.