NOVEMBER 12
UPDATE
(from
COMMITMENTS
Jenna Cervantez, 2b,
Brooke McCrain, OF,
Kayla Meeks, P, OF,
Mallory Perkins, OF,
Jennifer Reynolds, P, 1b,
Jenna Best, 2B/OF, Indian Mills Mystics 18U (NJ) to
Alison Twite, C, IL
Emily Holcomb, 1B/3B,
Sarah O'Neill, OF, Sorcerer Softball Gold, to
Lauren Greer, Worth Firecrackers,
committed to
Brenna Reed, P,
Erica Hancock, P/3B to
Brandi Schnute, C, East Cobb Bullets 18U, UNC-Greensboro
Jamie Fitzpatrick, P,DH, East Cobb Bullets 18U, Kent State
Sarah Street, P, East Cobb Bullets 18U, Tennessee Tech
Shannon Crisp, formerly Gordon's Panthers, now LV Rage, SIGNED with UNLV
Celina Castillo, SS,2B, Strikezone ( Don Ford)
to
Chelsea Petty – OF
STL Chaos 16’s
Krystal Stein – OF
IL Southern Force
Tiffanie Dismore
– OF IN Magic 16’s
Becky Wegmann – SS
STL Chaos 16’s
Lauren Hass – IF
WA Heat
Commitments
-
Lovena Chaput: SS,
Ashley Charters: 2b,SS -
Megan Dalthorp: P -
Kristi Jorgensen: 3B, SS -
Laura Kor: 1B, OF -
Emily Nichols: C, 1B -
Kelly Odell: SS - Northwestern University
Nikki Reser: OF -
Amy Walters: P -
AZ
HOTSHOTS GOLD COMMITMENTS (summary)
Lindsay Elcess- New
MORE
ON VETERANS DAY
(contributed
by Tommy Orndorff)
Forwarded:
>At
>husband,
Tony, is an Air Force Commander in
>urgent
email from him this morning.
It said,
"We need Christians to pray,
>pray,
pray." Please pray for God's protection of our troops and HIS wisdom
>for
their commanders. Pass this on to as many as you think will respond.
>"Lord,
hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect
>us.
Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us
>in our
time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior."
>
>When
you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our
>ground,
air and navy personnel in every area of the middle east. There is
>nothing
attached.... This can be very powerful.... Just send this to all the
>people
in your address book.
>
>Do not
stop this prayer chain, please.... Of all the gifts you could give to
>anyone
in the US Military, be it Air Force, Army, Navy, Marines or National
>Guard,
Prayer is the very best one.....Amen!
>
HMO HUMOR
(contributed by Steve
Washam)
Q.
What does HMO stand for?
A.
This is actually a variation of the phrase,
"HEY MOE."
Its roots go back to a concept
pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who
discovered that a patient could be made to
forget about the pain in his foot if he was
poked hard enough in the eyes.
Q.
I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it
be to choose the doctor I want?
A.
Just slightly more difficult than choosing
your parents. Your insurer will provide you
with a book listing all the doctors in the
plan. These doctors basically fall into two
categories -- those who are no longer accepting
new patients, and those who will see you but
are no longer participating in the plan. But
don't worry; the remaining doctor who is still
in the plan and accepting new patients has an
office just a half-day's drive away, and a
diploma from a
Q.
Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-
certification?
A.
No. Only those you need.
Q.
Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A.
Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.
Q.
What happens if I want to try alternative
forms of medicine?
A.
You'll need to find alternative forms of
payment.
Q.
My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs,
but I need the name brand. I tried the Generic
medication, but it gave me a stomach ache.
What
should I do?
A.
Poke yourself in the eye.
Q.
What if I'm away from home and I get sick?
A.
You really shouldn't do that.
Q.
I think I need to see a specialist, but my
doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can
a general practitioner really perform a
heart
transplant right in his office?
A.
Hard to say, but considering that all
you're risking is the $20 co-payment, there's
no harm in giving him a shot at it.
Q.
Will health care be different in the next
century?
A.
No. But if you call right now, you might get
an appointment by then.
Johnny's next door neighbor had a
baby. Unfortunately, the little
baby
was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the
hospital,
the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over
and
see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very
afraid their son would have a
wise
crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a
long
talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He
said,
"Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want
you
to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his
ears,
or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back
home."
"I promise not to mention
his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little
Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched
the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said,
"Oh,
what
a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced
herself for Johnny's comment, was
pleasantly
surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little
Johnny." He then said,
"This baby has perfect little hands, feet,
then
said, "Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his
doctor
say he can see good?"
The Mother a bit bewildered,
hesitantly replies "Why, yes...his
doctor
said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well,
it's a good thing, cause that little
sucker can't wear glasses.”
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