Hotshots A reports that Shelby Davis, a senior catcher/3rd baseman from Phoenix went 3 for 3 for the weekend with 2 balls hit off the fence.

The Roadrunners had four homeruns hit over the weekend. Two hit by Jenny Corkin a junior 1st baseman/catcher from Phoenix and two by T.J. Eadus, a junior 3rd baseman/catcher from Tucson.

The Roadrunners also reported that Valerie Villela, a junior shortstop from Phoenix had several outstanding diving plays for outs. Jenna Rome their sophomore first baseman had a game saving stop at 1st base. Patty Egan, their junior Pitcher from Sierra Vista pitched two shutouts.

Meanwhile, SPY got this explanation from Vancouver Ford Fastpitch, somewhat contradicting the report sent to SPY by the tournament: Last weekend we played in the Fiesta Tournament in Tucson on the 16a side. As much as we enjoyed the comment about us on your site, some of it is not true. We have been playing 18a for the past two years in FALL BALL in the Portland/Vancouver/Salem area and we did play up in some summer tournaments in this area as well. We have not played any 18a or Gold teams from California. We have played 18a and Gold teams from this area and our only loss was to Glacier Gold in the finals this year in a tournament. I think we are a very good 16a team who can play with the very best and we love the challenge!

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