OCTOBER 3 UPDATE
(a brief report; SPY is enroute to
Commitments
Rene
Konderik, P 1B, Lil Saints Gold
Kassie Humphries, P 1B, Lil Saints Gold
Crockett,
Mia
Longfellow, SS. Worth Firecrackers,
to
Kady
Garrick, P. Worth Firecrackers, to
Univ of
Megan
Childs, OF,UT. SD Thunder, to Univ
of Albany at
Samantha
Schroeder. SD Renegades (nee Sudden
Impact) to Univ of Utah
Ashlee
Freeman. P, Batbusters Davis, to
Audrey
Rendon. SS, CO Legends Gold, to Univ
of
Humor: Kids Say
the Darndest Things
(a
bit borderline for a family-oriented web site, but, it is funny)
Two little
kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ass' and
I'll say hell'".
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother
asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."
His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room,
and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your sweet
ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios."
End